http://palmettocheese.myshopify.com/collections/vendors?q=Pawleys+Island+Specialty+Foods
They even have a crack cheese blog!!!! with VIDEOS.
http://palmettocheese.wordpress.com/
If you have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, click on the first link and buy yourself a container of Palmetto Cheese (I vote for the jalapeño variety). My dad, who knows a lot about everything, is convinced that the lady on the lid (again, you'll know what I mean when you buy some which I assume you are doing RIGHT NOW) puts heroin in the secret recipe. You can't just have one cracker. Next thing you know, it's dark out, the tub is empty, and you're ten pounds heavier. But happy. Very happy.
UPDATE: They also sell shirts that say "I'm addicted"-- proof, I tell you! Proof! I may have to buy one. Or four. I know a lot of addicts.
UPDATE AGAIN (I clearly posted this too quickly): Apparently the lady on the lid is Vetrella Brown, who is credited with adding the, ahem, "soulful" touch to Palmetto cheese. I think we all know what soulful means.
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